TEN WAYS TO MAKE YOUR HOUSE A HOME

1. Buy all your furniture at Ikea, and make sure it matches completely.

2. Trust catalog photos over your own interior design instinct.

3. Never turn on your stove, oven or blender.

4. Paint all your walls white.  Flat white.

5. Leave the store display photos in your frames.

6. Two words: vinyl blinds.

7. Don’t let your partner hang his framed poster of “Dogs Playing Poker”.

8. Buy a sofa that your dog can’t nap on.

9. Buy a sofa that your kids can’t nap on.

10. Make dusting your home more important than enjoying your home.

Why yes, yes it is April 1st.  🙂

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